Author Moments

From now on, I shall be starting a brand new inner-blog series called
AUTHOR MOMENTS.
This series will be about any funny, strange, and/or interesting conversations I had/heard over the course of the day.
And I hear a lot of interesting stuff.
SO, INTRODUCING...
AUTHOR MOMENT #1! Action!
Subject: Bugliness.
Characters; Myself and my little brother. (Bro.) ((Not real name))
Setting: I am reading by the fireplace while Bro plays around.
Bro: It's a bug!!!
Me: Where??
Bro: Over there! (Points somewhere to an almost invisible bug)
Me: Whatever. (Loses interest.)
Bro: (Talking to nobody, moving around cautiously) If it moves, it's a bug.
Me: (Takes advantage of the situation) Bro, are you moving?
Bro: Yes.
Me: So then are you a bug?
Bro: Yes.
XD 8D :D

AUTHOR MOMENT #2; Action!
Subject: Super 8
Characters: Me, random people at school (RPAS), friends
Setting: Multiple classrooms
I am wearing a white shirt with a movie camera on it and the words SUPER 8 and the letters MECA on my butt.
(This happened multiple times.)
RPAS: A: Hey, I love that movie! (Points to my shirt)     OR
B: Oh, do you like that movie? (Points to shirt)         OR
C: Is that like the movie? (Points to shirt)
Me: a: OK.
b: No, I haven't seen it.
c: I guess so/I don't know.
RPAS: a1: Then why do you wear the shirt?
b2: What's up with the shirt?
c3: What's on your butt?
Me: a1: I don't know. I just wore it.
b2: I don't know.
c3: MECA.
THE END!
ps. In response to the MECA on my butt, one boy told me not to sit on MECA. I sat down.
THANKS AND KEEP TUNED!